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professional liar.
2002-10-17 ::: 6:19 p.m.
A cowboy once told me to keep my spurs on tight. I laughed at him and kept throwing the cow turds at his head. What a great day that was.So I know this guy who refuses to wear pants with pockets. He says pockets are the work of Satan. So I guess I'm a Satan worshipping pocketed freak. On the bright side, though, he doesn't have to worry about being pick-pocketed. Oh, and he's the same guy who told me it was unnatural to have hair on my head. This being the SAME guy who has hair past his ass. he says he hasn't cut it since he was 12. he's like 34 now. DOES THE INSANITY EVER END?
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